Ghosts
Paranormal Activities
Reincarnation
Astrology
Gemology
Crystology
Cosmology
Any Word That Ends In "Ology" (This includes Geology)
Intelligent Design
Transmogrification
Psychics
Head Cheese
A Cool Politician
Klingons
Zombies
Vampires
Werewolves
That Hair Appointment That Girl You Like Keeps Claiming To Have Every Time You Ask Her Out
Gremlins (Even The Cars)
Most of Holland
Wrestling (With the exception of the mud variety - that's as real as it gets)
Attractive Uggs
Hipsters
An Un-Delicious Animal
A Highly Educated Religious Zealot
A "Reasonable" Amount of Botox
Michele Bachmann's Penis
5 comments:
and we all know, Wyoming is a government conspiracy.
Oh my god, so, vampires are real!
What are you talking about dude, of COURSE gremlins are real. Who do you think keeps stealing your socks?!
I truly do have a hair appointment.
Actually, you'll find that in places such as Haiti, Zombies are real. Not the typical "eat your brains" zombies, but there are what would probably be described at first glance as "voodoo zombies". Using certain poisons as well as burying them for various periods of time, they become mindless bodies that are essentially slaves to the people who make them.
Sure, it isn't some supernatural thing (and I'm assuming that you meant supernatural type zombies), but it is reality all the same.
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